As you’ve seen a few times before here, I occasionally get nostalgic for music, and for some reason I tend to get most nostalgic for songs I loved during probably the single most damning period of my life: middle school.

Sounds pathetic, I know, but it’s true.

Anyway, have probably my favorite song from an album I took a gamble on during the 8th grade trip to Washington DC. Totally worth the purchase.

Anonymous asked: How big are your boobs? How fat is your ass? Do you like getting groped???

36D, kinda chunky, and only by my boyfriend.

anonymously message me 3 things you want to know about me

I really should stop this shit.

But I’m not gonna.

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Let’s make Rohan Kishibe getting punched in the face by Crazy Diamond the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

unf-hans:

oracle-in-training:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

THIS IS MORE THAN DEAN WITH GYM SHORTS! WHAT

WELL SOMEONE HAS FUCKED WITH THE SYSTEM

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Anonymous asked: Suppose you were to cut my testicles off. How would you do it? What would you do with them afterwards?

thefreshsorcerer:

nostalgiachan:

thefreshsorcerer:

nostalgiachan:

"Well, dear anon, I’d likely lure you in with the promise of Slaaneshi delights, strap you to a table in my lab and go to town. Having scalpels in your fingers does wonders for your accuracy and the level of detail you can get into, really. Depending on my mood, I’d either drug you so you wouldn’t feel a thing, or leave you unanesthetized so you could feel every last cut; either way, you’d be quite awake. As for what I’d do with the finished work, I’d likely use them in a nice saute, maybe after letting them marinate in your tears.

But you’re probably saying, ‘Joke’s on you, I can grow them back with my stupid warp magic!’ That’s just fine! I’ll just keep you locked in my new room at the 6th barracks and keep chopping them off! You’ll be like my own dingleberry tree, providing endless balls for consumption! In fact, I’ll feed you nothing but your own nuts forever! HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH FRESH?! REPLACE ME NOW, WILL YOU?! FUCK YOU, YOU FU—

…wait, what was the question?”

I… didn’t… replace you?

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That’s new.

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"Butbutbut you kicked me out of the castle and now you’ve got that other lady friend and you don’t like me anymore and—and—weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh"

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Come home.

Just please stop murdering the help. Please?

Well maybe if you’d stop FUCKING the help, I wouldn’t feel the need to test my latest batches on them.

Tags: in character

Anonymous asked: Suppose you were to cut my testicles off. How would you do it? What would you do with them afterwards?

thefreshsorcerer:

nostalgiachan:

"Well, dear anon, I’d likely lure you in with the promise of Slaaneshi delights, strap you to a table in my lab and go to town. Having scalpels in your fingers does wonders for your accuracy and the level of detail you can get into, really. Depending on my mood, I’d either drug you so you wouldn’t feel a thing, or leave you unanesthetized so you could feel every last cut; either way, you’d be quite awake. As for what I’d do with the finished work, I’d likely use them in a nice saute, maybe after letting them marinate in your tears.

But you’re probably saying, ‘Joke’s on you, I can grow them back with my stupid warp magic!’ That’s just fine! I’ll just keep you locked in my new room at the 6th barracks and keep chopping them off! You’ll be like my own dingleberry tree, providing endless balls for consumption! In fact, I’ll feed you nothing but your own nuts forever! HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH FRESH?! REPLACE ME NOW, WILL YOU?! FUCK YOU, YOU FU—

…wait, what was the question?”

I… didn’t… replace you?

image

That’s new.

"Butbutbut you kicked me out of the castle and now you’ve got that other lady friend and you don’t like me anymore and—and—weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh"

Tags: in character

Anonymous asked: Suppose you were to cut my testicles off. How would you do it? What would you do with them afterwards?

"Well, dear anon, I’d likely lure you in with the promise of Slaaneshi delights, strap you to a table in my lab and go to town. Having scalpels in your fingers does wonders for your accuracy and the level of detail you can get into, really. Depending on my mood, I’d either drug you so you wouldn’t feel a thing, or leave you unanesthetized so you could feel every last cut; either way, you’d be quite awake. As for what I’d do with the finished work, I’d likely use them in a nice saute, maybe after letting them marinate in your tears.

But you’re probably saying, ‘Joke’s on you, I can grow them back with my stupid warp magic!’ That’s just fine! I’ll just keep you locked in my new room at the 6th barracks and keep chopping them off! You’ll be like my own dingleberry tree, providing endless balls for consumption! In fact, I’ll feed you nothing but your own nuts forever! HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH FRESH?! REPLACE ME NOW, WILL YOU?! FUCK YOU, YOU FU—

…wait, what was the question?”

Anonymous asked: How are we supposed to make a Slaaneshi feel shame?

That’s the challenge! Put your mind to it, anon!

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

happycatz:

bello-fiore:

rosalique:

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omg do this i will cry

Nobody has ever won this. Ever.

DO IT

do it do it do it

I dare you

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Anonymous asked: Tbh, I think your art is really nice. And you're a nice person, but you suck at responding like seriously fuck you.

Funk is that you?